Video Breakdown: Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA"

Miley Cyrus is out with a new video for 'Party in the USA'. It's time for me (with help from Shelby) to break down ths wonderful piece of art.

 

If you haven't seen the video:

 

 

When I saw this video I was speechless. I had so many things to say, yet I couldn't say anything. Luckily, Shelby said everything I wanted to say.

WATCHING IT, SLUTTY SLUTTY SLUTTY ALREADY.

 

OH HAI THUR DUDE IN TRUNK.

 

OH HAI THUR MILEY'S BOOB.

 

WHUT IS THIS GATHERING SUPPOSED TO BE, WOODSTOCK?

 

"AND THE JAY-Z SONG WAS ON, AND THE JAY-Z SONG WAS ON!" Ok that's annoying.

 

WHERE ARE THEY PLUGGING IN THE MICROPHONE?

 

IS THERE A MYSTERIOUS AMP HIDING IN HER SHORT SHORTS?

 

 

 WHAT DOES THAT WEIRDASS GRAFITI SAY?

EDIT: OH CORRAL DRIVE-IN, I C NAO

 

AND CUT TO THE BOOTS

 

BACK TO THE BOOBZ

 

AND BACK TO THE BOOTS AGAIN.

THEY SURE DO LIKE THOSE BOOTS.

I AM SICK OF THESE BOOTS THEY'VE SHOWED THEM WHAT-- TEN TIMES ALREADY?

 

OH AND NOW IT'S SAYING THE BRITNEY SONG WAS ON.

 

OH LOOK THE AMERICAN FLAG.

GLITTER

 

IF THIS WAS PARTY IN THE USA SHE WOULD BE STANDING ON A MAP OF THE USA OR SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE THAN THIS.

 

LOOK AT ME. I'M HUMPING THE MIC STAND

THEY ARE AT A SOUTHERN, MORE SLUTTY, LESS MUDDY, MORE MILEY, LESS MUSIC, LESS PEACEFUL VERSION OF WOODSTOCK.

What the . Swings. could this get any sluttier.

 

IN A ING CAGE.

 

 What's up with the unnecessary thrusting of the pelvic area?

 

And the dancing is ew...a five year old could dance better than that or Doglover could too

 

HAHA LOL RANDOM BACKFLIP

 

And there we go. Party in the USA. I get that she's growing up and that she wants to be taken seriously and have creative freedom and all, but she's sixteen. In my mind, 16 year olds should not be doing that. I actually really like Miley Cyrus. I love Hannah Montana. I like this song but I do not like this video. I really think that she could've done something conceptual, and not "OH HEY I'M SINGING IN FRONT OF A FLAG. LOOK AT ME". This video was obvious, and i've seen others like it before, namely, from her. 7 Things anyone?

On a related note, do you want to read the worst fanfic of all time? (panasonicyouth's words) Seriously. Miley. Trace. This. Is. Wrong. HERE

THEY AINT GOT NOTHING ON DOGLOVER AND HER EPIC LIGHT SWITCH BOUNCE.